This is the page of other quotes....you should know this. If you have good quotes then e-mail me them
"New England is an inescapable hell" -Lilly Quieruso
"They're not perversions, they're fun!" -Leigh Ann Brosnihan
"Oh SHIT! I forgot to shoot up!" -Kim Hawkins, in english class
"When all else fails, manipulate data" -found by Jennifer Tucker, otherwise unattributed
"What is it?"
"I don't know!!"
"Well BURN IT THEN!!" - often heard in science classes in East Bridgewater
"Get outeth of mine way else thine death be prolong-ed!" Quote from Leigh Ann
"At the first sign of trouble, kill yourself" -first rule of writing tragedy
"That's the thing about a Democracy.....if 51% of the people want to kill the other 49%........well.......(he just kinda trailed off here. but you get the idea) -Mike Ruggiero
"Well, if 51% voted to kill the other 49%, then we'd be in the 49%. We're the outcasts. But see, outcasts are more violent that popular people, so we'd kill them all. That'd be pretty cool" -Dan Smith's reply to the above quote
"There is a reason that there are intelligence tests, but not stupidity tests. The reason you test for intelligence is there's a limit........stupidity can continue on forever" -Eric Dewirst
"Got Malk?" -seen on a T-shir with a cookie with a vampire-bite taken out
"SHITMAN LIVES!!!!!!" -Shitman
"oh SHIT!!" -me, upon entering English class
"And tomorrow when you get up and come to school, it'll be worse!!" -me to other ppl in school, usually after English class
"We're screwed! We're screwed! We're screwed!!!!!!" -me again, still in English
"I am not a dead cow"
-Shitman
"If you can't beat them @ their own game, just beat them"
-Shitman
"There is no I in death"
-Shitman, whilst babbling about his immortality (but it makes sense)
"Life isn't safe. It's terminal from day one" -Strange Luck
"All the time people say to me, 'Vlad, how did you get to be so good at killing people? What's your secret?' I tell them, "There is no secret. It's like anything else. Some guys plaster walls, some guys make shoes, I kill people. You just gotta learn the trade and practice until you're good at it." -Vlad Taltos, in Phoenix by Stephen Brust
"The Learning Channel is not a hairy transvestite" -Shitman
"Dead Greek people don't always make sense" -Shitman
"What's wrong with this picture? Ben is not God!!" -Leigh Ann Brosnihan
"oh god...."
"Yes?"
"NO!!!!!!!!" -Leigh Ann and Shitman
"She [Sarah] described your grin as "maniacly horny"
"Those were FANGS, not HORNS!" -Leigh Ann and Shitman
Life is a sexually transmitted disease
Sex is hereditary (ie if your parents didn't have sex, you probably won't either)
-life
You just can't keep the undead down! - someone
Well, it was a good idea....being institutionalized, I mean.
-Shitman
Animals have predators to weed out the old and sick. Humans have me to thin out the annoying and stupid.
-yet again Shitman
What do mushrooms take for hallucination? Leigh Ann
What is the meaning of ETHAN FROME?
Life is just a series of horrible defeats one after another until you just wish you WERE DEAD!! And no matter what you DO it just keeps GETTING WORSE AND WORSE (break down into ranting)
English teacher and Me (I WON!)
School? What's that?
The Shity place. Leigh Ann and Me
Our gods should mature as we mature
-Frank Herbert
Religion is the opiate of the masses -Karl Marx
God is dead. -Nietsche
(I'm pretty sure he was pelted do death with rocks for this one...)
The exercise of vital powers along lines of excellence in a life affording one scope. Greek (Ancient Greek, the dead guys who don't always make sense) definition of happiness
Perhaps you my judges pronounce my sentence with more fear than I recieve it
Giordono Bruno, upon being sentenced to being burned (to death) at the stake for heresy
I must not fear, fear is the mindkiller, fear is the little death that beings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will allow it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to follow its path, where the fear has gone there will be nothing, only I will remain. Frank Herbert, the Bene Geserit chant to remove fear
"If you ever got out of the Gap, you'd realize that there are other stores in the mall" - Dan Smith
"SO, what is the basis of their argument?"
"Vague implications, half truths and outright lies"
"So...they work for the Government?" -Dan Smith
"ALL HAIL LORD DRAGON!!" - lots of us
"Stop calling me Testicles!" -Jeff Miller, trying to convince us not to use one of his titles
