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Articles somehow related to Marilyn Manson

Musings on information	BS, Marilyn Manson style
My spoofs of MM fotographs.	More spoofs
Why doesn't the average American like Marilyn Manson?	Are Marilyn Manson and Jesus Christ the same guy?
Will the real Marilyn Manson please stand up...	Shocker! Marilyn Manson can paint!

Articles and Artwork by Marilyn Manson

Understanding Religion

Barney is Satan	Thou shalt know the truth!
Bill Gates is Satan	Easter Sunday 2000: Transcript of an 'interview' with Jesus
The Pope is Satan	666: Sex and Colors
St. Thomas in Retrospect	A little more on properties of God

Intelligent (or school related) Humor and Articles

Freudian analysis of Dr. Seuss' "Cat in the Hat"	A creative college application essay
Finals from Hell	The Sermon on the Mount
Live well, write well.	The Barometer Problem
No, Virginia, that fat old bastard is DEAD!	Comprehensive Guide to Engineers
Life, liberty, and pursuit of ignorance?	So, you're planning to attend college...
English is tough stuff - 1	Science Fair
The College Food Chain	Evolution of a Programmer
Better English = German??	Does America know its math?
Let's go huntin'!	Founding fathers left us a mandate...
Wit and Wisdom of Oscar Wilde	Collected quotes of Albert Einstein.
For Professors:	For Students:
Hard Drive to the Store	Hacker's Manifesto
How many College students does it take to change a lightbulb?	Room Inspection
Life according to MIT	What is a Twinkie?
Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?	Jerry Springer for intellectuals
You may be a Physics major if...	Institutions of Higher Learning
Cows and government	Scientific Warning Labels
Impure Mathematics	It's hot as Heaven in here!
How God Created the World	NEW: Unix Trix

Random Humor and Articles

An oldie but a goodie: Hydroxl Acid	The human race is doomed
Non-computer related taglines	Computer related taglines
The ETS Conspiracy	The Versatility of Profanity
A trip is worth a thousand words...	See the volume?
You, sir, are one ugly SOB!	English is tough stuff - 2
Dope tunes	The most bizarre suicide of 1994
Sez who?	Yesterday, love was...painless.
Party like it's 1999 B.C.!	Holy shit!!
Don't have a cow, man!	Click here for graphic depictions of electrifying sex...
If "con" is the opposite of "pro," what is the opposite of "progress?"	Overall Employee Evaluation: worthless.
Jargon of the 90s	Pseudo-Chinese Proverbs
100 Suggestions for the aspiring Evil Overlords	100 Fun Ways to Order a Pizza
Primate see, primate do.	Why God never got a Ph. D.
Things we know thanks to Television	America's Dumbest Laws
State Mottos	A Letter from Barbie to Mattel Inc.
What kind of a party host are you?	Euro-Heaven and Euro-Hell
Yakko Warner's Quake Song	Confusing church announcements
Death no Object	Top 50 Oxymorons
Not a very good psychic, are you?	M&Ms meet Highlander
Job application.	Quickies.
And the '99 Darwin Award goes to..	Help Desk Idiot Call
Stupid Chain Letters	Signs of the Modern Times
The Ultimate Scheme	Fill this out
A Thanksgiving Special	Unpresidented!
Mind If I Smoke?	You may be a nutcase if...
Political Comedy Page	NEW: A cute poem about Mansonites

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