There's a lot of screaming going on down there on Earth about outer space. But it can be hard to find information about it with out running into one of the crazed fruit-cakes that accuse us of conspiring with the U.S. Government. Here's where we aliens will try to set the record straight.

Up here on The Moon it can get pretty dull at times so we spend a lot of time playing video games and surfing the Internet. Also with no computer stores around our neighborhood we've had to learn how to maintain our own systems. We'll share a little of our know-how here to help humans facing common but simple problems. We'll even tell you the differences between various types of machines.

It's been said that "There is no knowledge that is not power." We agree and want to make sure all humans can benefit from our wisdom. To that end these web pages will be specifically tailored to be easily understood by visually impared humans that browse the web by use of screen readers. If any content on The Moon is difficult for you to understand with a screen reader please notify us immediately at [email protected]