Visit "Bill"!  THIS is what we were TALKING ABOUT!

On Fri, 08 Aug 1997 06:30:14 GMT, William  M. Prusinski <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>Welcome to another installment of "Net Questions"! Today, we're asking
>people "what is the most witless, idiotic, lamest, comeback to a flame
>you can think of?" Here's [email protected] (Brien Sullivan) to give
>us his answer:
>
>>Wow! Parents wouldn't let you have the car again?
>
>We have a winner! Brien, you are now entitled to receive a FREE PASS
>to the seminar "How To Reach Beyond Your Mental Handicap!" You _also_
>are eligible to receive a FREE brain transplant from a life-form
>higher on the evolutionary scale than yourself--such as the bacteria
>that can be found in the feces of dogs! That's right! You _may_ be
>eligible to have the fecal matter of the neighborhood dog that you
>have anal sex with removed from your penis and injected into your
>skull! CONGRATULATIONS BRIEN!!

I'm so sorry Bill. They must have grounded you as well. How else
would you have so much time to think up all this adolescent scatology.

For anyone still interested, Officer Bill vented his righteous rage over a
little cross posting; to all the same groups he was protecting from this horror.
I, always the helpful one, gently pointed this out to him, provoking the
above hormonal storm.

Now Bill, five newsgroups hardly constitutes spam, but maybe a sixth will
collapse your endocrin system completely. I've added one my favorites, where
cross posting is downright sacramental.

Have a good Fall Term.
--
0-
Brien

On Sun, 10 Aug 1997 09:51:59 GMT, [email protected] (William
M. Prusinski) wrote:

>I know you're desperately trying to get help from your buddies in as
>and acr, but do you really think that those who go to
>earthlink.compliments and earthlink.tech-support.email really care
>about the thread? Or are you that dense of an asshole that you just
>don't care to think about it?

I don't think they care about the thread in the least.  I don't think
anyone but you, Bill, cares about this thread.
Certainly Brien and I don't.  So you keep hopping up and down in a
violent rage until the gas cramps go away and you can lie down for a
bit with a dirty magazine and tell yourself they aren't your mother
even though they have breasts and it's ok to release all this pent up
sexual energy by urinating standing up.

>I fully realize that there may be a masochistic side to you that wants
>to be abused in as many NGs as possible, but I don't think they care.
>But then again, unlike you, I'm not an inconsiderate asshole.
>....

And you are the pitbull of senseless teeth-sinkin' verbage to do it,
Bill!  You're a Warrior!
And calling me a C*nt first time in the ring....inconsiderate? no, not
you, Bill.   You see crossposting for what it is.  A personal attack
on any leetle place  you've deigned to be yours.  YOU are the Sway
Master, Bill, and these fucking kids with there ideas of jokes and fun
and games.....When there are no fun and games. NONE.  LIFE IS NOT FOR
FUN AND GAMES.
Isn't that right, Bill?
But for Brien and me, (and another special guest of Grand a Great Note
who should be jumpin' in here shortly)  there is nothing BUT fun and
games.  And Bill, you just keep passing go over and over again, and we
keep getting  your two hundred bucks.

You keep it up, Bill,  you truly are one of THE best indignant "get a
life, asshole" kinda guys we've had on here.

Seester Rosa Gabriel
Blessed Art Me among Crossposters
>[email protected]
>http://home.earthlink.net/~wprusinski
>
>I believe that everything should be questioned;
>But, then again, I question that.
>
>Email address ROT13 encrypted.

On Sun, 10 Aug 1997 22:13:57 GMT, [email protected] (Seester Rosa
Gabriel) wrote:

>On Sun, 10 Aug 1997 09:51:59 GMT, [email protected] (William
>M. Prusinski) wrote:
>
>>I know you're desperately trying to get help from your buddies in as
>>and acr, but do you really think that those who go to
>>earthlink.compliments and earthlink.tech-support.email really care
>>about the thread? Or are you that dense of an asshole that you just
>>don't care to think about it?
>
>I don't think they care about the thread in the least.  I don't think
>anyone but you, Bill, cares about this thread.

And I seriously thought you were just *acting* like a retard. It's
painfully obvious that bri-bri cares a great deal. If he didn't, then
why did he include more NGs? His fragile little ego has been bruised
to the point of holding his breath and stomping his feet. He
childishly runs to a NG for reinforcements, looking for strength in
numbers , unable to stand on his own.

>Certainly Brien and I don't.

See above. Additionally, if you didn't, then why add to the thread at
all? Maybe you should go to alt.config and try to create newsgroup
alt.conspiracy.hypocritical-retards.

> So you keep hopping up and down in a
>violent rage until the gas cramps go away and you can lie down for a
>bit with a dirty magazine and tell yourself they aren't your mother
>even though they have breasts and it's ok to release all this pent up
>sexual energy by urinating standing up.

Brien did me one favor--at least your posts have *some* wit to them.
Not bad, for a clueless, hypocritical poseur who for lack of a real
life befriends battered net-dogs like brien in a pathetic attempt to
fill the void of an asexual and lonely life when not on IRC claiming
to be an attractive 18 year old blonde while typing with one hand and
alternating between stuffing her face with twinkies and using a
flashlight for a purpose never intended with the other.

>>I fully realize that there may be a masochistic side to you that wants
>>to be abused in as many NGs as possible, but I don't think they care.
>>But then again, unlike you, I'm not an inconsiderate asshole.
>>....
>
>And you are the pitbull of senseless teeth-sinkin' verbage to do it,
>Bill!  You're a Warrior!

Maybe you expect me to let your little fellow net-geek-in-arms bri-bri
to get away with his senseless and ego-driven tirades, but that's not
gonna happen. It's hilarious that you're so anxious to stick up for
what is undoubtedly the closest thing you have to a real friendship
that you don't even bother to research what started the thread. Like a
fat street-whore with no friends, you'll do anything to feel loved.

>And calling me a C*nt first time in the ring....inconsiderate?

No wonder you and bri-bri get along so well--you both show the same
indignancy when replied to in the manner that you addressed me.

>no, not
>you, Bill.   You see crossposting for what it is.

Yes, unnecessary and intrusive. So what's your point? Oh! *That's*
right! You're just bonding with brien, showing me that same clueless
indignation.

>A personal attack

No, of course you're deluded little mind is in self-denial, but your
first post to me was a personal attack. I simply responded.

>on any leetle place  you've deigned to be yours.

So you're saying that cross-posting to NGs at random is ok, eh? Are
you saying it's right to do so, or are you just rambling on again like
bri-bri, trying to sound important?

> YOU are the Sway
>Master, Bill, and these fucking kids with there ideas of jokes and fun
>and games.....When there are no fun and games. NONE.  LIFE IS NOT FOR
>FUN AND GAMES.
>Isn't that right, Bill?

You seem a little uptight to me. Like I said, and apparently you don't
want to hear for fear of losing your net-geek friend, brien barged in
like the little impetulant smart-ass he is, and I responded to that.
But, I guess you're in denial of that--like I'm guessing you are about
your dress size.

>But for Brien and me, (and another special guest of Grand a Great Note
>who should be jumpin' in here shortly)  there is nothing BUT fun and
>games.

Really? From what I've seen of both of you, fun and games appears to
be acting indignant over something you started. Whatever floats your
boat. And again, how sad and hilarious that you pathetic net-geeks
have to add another person to the thread. Feeling a little weak by
yourself, are you? Birds of a feather...

>  And Bill, you just keep passing go over and over again, and we
>keep getting  your two hundred bucks.

Taken from "The Book of Lame (And incorrect) Analogies".

>You keep it up, Bill,  you truly are one of THE best indignant "get a
>life, asshole" kinda guys we've had on here.

The Twinkie-high must be wearing off, your analogies are getting
lamer. I'm guessing it won't be too long before *all* the
ex-audio-visual geeks from high school are trying to gang up on me.

>Seester Rosa Gabriel
>Blessed Art Me among Crossposters

As well as persistently indigant net-geeks banding together and taking
out their frustration of their place in life by corralling into NGs
where they can feel safe and important.
....
[email protected]
http://home.earthlink.net/~wprusinski

I believe that everything should be questioned;
But, then again, I question that.

Email address ROT13 encrypted. 

William M. Prusinski wrote:

I see absolutely no irony here that the lettering on your website is a
perfect pink.  I'm down to one BIG cup of turkish ground coffee every
morning, and it hasn't quite kicked in yet...

Oh yeah, us net-geeks have a message for you (what was your name again?
Something polak, wasn't it?):
:)
> >On Sun, 10 Aug 1997 09:51:59 GMT, [email protected] (William
> >M. Prusinski) wrote:

Oh, yeah, it was Prusinski.

> And I seriously thought you were just *acting* like a retard. It's
> painfully obvious that bri-bri cares a great deal. If he didn't, then
> why did he include more NGs? His fragile little ego has been bruised
> to the point of holding his breath and stomping his feet. He
> childishly runs to a NG for reinforcements, looking for strength in
> numbers , unable to stand on his own.

All this talk of ego-bruising, foot stomping, holding breath.  Do you
have any idea how HARD he must have been laughing at you when he kicked
this thread over to our newsgroup?  And we APPRECIATE it!  Information
is knowledge, knowledge is power, ah, bullshit.  I think he pegged you
correctly as the kind of idjit that *would* foot-stomp, breath-hold, and
inflate like a bicycle inner-tube, so he felt it was his sacred DUTY to
let us have a look see.  Thanks Brien!  And he was RIGHT!  And Brien,
master of brevity, Minister of Whatever is Needed, needs no help in
flaming you.  You flame yourself with that URL in your sig.

And no, Sandra Bullock never posed nude.

> See above. Additionally, if you didn't, then why add to the thread at
> all? Maybe you should go to alt.config and try to create newsgroup
> alt.conspiracy.hypocritical-retards.

Just a second.  What the hell are you talking about?  If caugh medicine
and usenet are to mix, you should at least be ENJOYING yourself. Does
your mom know where all the cherry-flavored Vicks is going?  She's going
to be real pissed when one of our little brothers really DOES have a
cold and she opens the medicine cabinet to find that the whole bottle's
been watered down to the point where it's just pink water.  If you don't
want her to find out you have a problem, BUY YOUR OWN BOTTLE!  And I
hope you didn't make the "Brand Loyalty" mistake when you went in search
of a lubricant.  Trust me, that vapor rub can be painful.  PAINFUL.
It's a mistake you don't make more than once.  Did you?

> > So you keep hopping up and down in a
> >violent rage until the gas cramps go away and you can lie down for a
> >bit with a dirty magazine and tell yourself they aren't your mother
> >even though they have breasts and it's ok to release all this pent up
> >sexual energy by urinating standing up.

Fucking beautiful...

Then Mister Per...uh, whatever, don's his swami hat and intuits a
personal attack on someone he knows nothing about and winds up
humiliating himself...<sigh> again.

> >>I fully realize that there may be a masochistic side to you that wants
> >>to be abused in as many NGs as possible, but I don't think they care.
> >>But then again, unlike you, I'm not an inconsiderate asshole.
> >>....

No, you're a *considerate* asshole!
 
> Maybe you expect me to let your little fellow net-geek-in-arms bri-bri
> to get away with his senseless and ego-driven tirades, but that's not
> gonna happen.

Hey!  You better cut that out!  You..you...you..you...LAMER YOU!

I don't understand how you think half-baked follow-ups is a way of not
letting someone "get away" with something.  You certainly showed us so
far!  But really, statements like that make me think that maybe *you*
are the net-geek who takes this all just a bit too seriously.  Riding in
on you little "e"-horse, with your little "e"-lance, ready to right
"e"-wrongs, with one swift stroke of your k-"e"-board.  Get a fuckin'
grip, my little page of swords.  In psychology, it's called
"projection".  In third grade (maybe still, Mister Pruhh..yeah) it's
called "I'm a rubber band, and you're glue..."  In the end, you're all
huffy, and we're just laughing.

> It's hilarious that you're so anxious to stick up for
> what is undoubtedly the closest thing you have to a real friendship
> that you don't even bother to research what started the thread.

And it's so sad that you don't think that we *are* real friends, aside
from ones that we see every day in the flesh.  What's the matter, Mister
Pru (I have to keep scrolling up to remember just what the hell polak
name that was.)
Prusinski?  Wouldn't you call your "Buds and Buddettes"  (I'm not sure
if I spelled 'buddettes' right, help me out, Bill) your pals?  Or are
they only your "buds" (no offence ladies, I realize this may not be
correct, but I'm going to refer to "buds and buddettes" as "buds"
heretofore) until you point your dreaded "e"-lance (that's really funny
to me) at them?  Be FREE buds!  Be FREE buddettes!  NO LONGER FEAR THE
"E"-LANCE!!  THE RETARDS ARE AT THE GATE!

>
> >And calling me a C*nt first time in the ring....inconsiderate?
>
> No wonder you and bri-bri get along so well--you both show the same
> indignancy when replied to in the manner that you addressed me.
>

Maybe we're a little sensitive, but I didn't see that anywhere in her
post.  Maybe the little mysoginist gun's a bit hair-trigger.  Whassa
matter, Bill?  Mom wouldn't let you have the car?  Or is she on your ass
to get a job AGAIN this week?  If you think getting on here and blowing
off steam is like therapy  or something....well, you're right, but it's
therapy for US.  Maybe you need to speak to someone.  Dickhead.

> >no, not
> >you, Bill.   You see crossposting for what it is.
>
> Yes, unnecessary and intrusive. So what's your point? Oh! *That's*
> right! You're just bonding with brien, showing me that same clueless
> indignation.

I'm no professional at this, Bill, but "projection".  It's a good place
to start.

> No, of course you're deluded little mind is in self-denial, but your
> first post to me was a personal attack. I simply responded.
>

A personal attack...I covered this already.  Not self denial...we just
DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU THINK.  Is that so hard for you to imagine?  That
the whole world, the vast internet, the very universe, does not hinge on
YOU!  Hell, as it stands now, you're just a catalyst for us enjoying
ourselves.  But really, that's all you are.

> So you're saying that cross-posting to NGs at random is ok, eh? Are
> you saying it's right to do so, or are you just rambling on again like
> bri-bri, trying to sound important?

WOW.  I mean, don't you ever wonder about people who write things
pointing the finger and don't step back and go "Whoa...that's me in
there!"  Well, THAT'S YOU IN THERE!  From what I've seen so far, it's
your defining characteristic!

> >Master, Bill, and these fucking kids with there ideas of jokes and fun
> >and games.....When there are no fun and games. NONE.  LIFE IS NOT FOR
> >FUN AND GAMES.
> >Isn't that right, Bill?
>
> You seem a little uptight to me.

DAMN!  He did it again!  Tell me I'm wrong!  I'm shaking my head y
LAUGHING at you señor...

> Like I said, and apparently you don't
> want to hear for fear of losing your net-geek friend, brien barged in
> like the little impetulant smart-ass he is, and I responded to that.

Impetulent smart-ass.  What's the problem?  PERFECT RETARD!

> But, I guess you're in denial of that--like I'm guessing you are about
> your dress size.

And then you make the foray into subjects you know nothing about...yet
again.  Seester Rosa is truly, incredibly lovely.  In the absence of
real ammunition, you conjure up something.  Stick to what you know, and
your posts won't wind up so laughable to those of us who *do* know.

> Really? From what I've seen of both of you, fun and games appears to
> be acting indignant over something you started. Whatever floats your
> boat. And again, how sad and hilarious that you pathetic net-geeks
> have to add another person to the thread. Feeling a little weak by
> yourself, are you? Birds of a feather...

They didn' HAVE to, she just knew I'd see what pathetic post-grist you
are, and I'd hop on it...and I *did*, long before I got this deep in
your graduate school psychiatrist's master-thesis on sublimation,
projection, and sheer denial.
>
> Taken from "The Book of Lame (And incorrect) Analogies".
>

I WROTE that book.  But that's a different story.  Once again, though,
way to stroke that "e"-lance.  I can see why all your "buds" are afeared
of ye...

> The Twinkie-high must be wearing off, your analogies are getting
> lamer. I'm guessing it won't be too long before *all* the
> ex-audio-visual geeks from high school are trying to gang up on me.

Twinkie high is just starting, my little case-study.  Maybe you just
don't *get* the analogies.  And we aren't ganging-up, more like passing
you around like captian's peg-boy.  "Avast there, me swabs, who told
Master Bill you could prevent scury by puttin' the limes up THERE!?  He
looks like a piñata!  Arrrrr..."

>
> >Seester Rosa Gabriel
> >Blessed Art Me among Crossposters

Bless'ed bless'ed bless'ed.

> As well as persistently indigant net-geeks banding together and taking
> out their frustration of their place in life by corralling into NGs
> where they can feel safe and important.

Funny, you're right.  But I don't feel any more important, or safe.
Actually, railing on you for fifteen minutes has left me
feeling....empty inside.

Nah, not really.

Dickhead.

W'h'eezer 

>William M. Prusinski wrote:
>> See above. Additionally, if you didn't, then why add to the thread at
>> all? Maybe you should go to alt.config and try to create newsgroup
>> alt.conspiracy.hypocritical-retards.

I am thinking of proposing a charter for alt.fan.bill-prusinski, although
there must be a better name for it. Suggestions from Bill's other fans
are welcome.

>> The Twinkie-high must be wearing off, your analogies are getting
>> lamer. I'm guessing it won't be too long before *all* the
>> ex-audio-visual geeks from high school are trying to gang up on me.

Just *what* did these folks do to you in high school? Only lie down
with the skill position players while you linemen had to settle for
the girls' wrestling team, and then only when passed out? Oh, I forgot,
you're a drummer.
--
Ann 

HEY you kids, quit playin wit yer food!
_________________
[email protected] 

William M. Prusinski wrote:
> Aww! Isn't that cute? Lil' Bri-Bri went running for help!
>
If only Brien needed help...he just didn't want us to miss the FUN.
FUN.

> Why am I *not* surprised that 'lil Bri-Bri subscribes to _this_ group?
> Great, now I'm replying to a woman who refers to "Dueling Banjo's" as
> "The Love Theme from Deliverance".

It IS the "Love Theme from Deliverance".  Dickhead.

>
> In your case, I think we can all assume that your kisses, and speech,
> for that matter, are drooling.
>

Things go better with drool.

> As a side-note, my apologies to comp.dcom.isdn and my buds and
> buddettes at EL for taking part in this cross-posted thread. I just
> couldn't let lil' Bri-Bri get away with his little (very little)
> attempts at flames. After this post, I will no longer crosspost to
> comp.dcom.isdn, earthlink.compliments and earthlink.tech-support.mail.

You sure as hell showed him!  He gets away with nothing, as long as
YOU'RE on watch.  Kudos (who the hell were you to start with?)  You
showed us ALL!  You're just the kind of idjit we been WAITING for, the
kind that (as I see from the LONG thread behind this one) just doesn't
know when he's up against people who can publicly humiliate him in front
of all of his "buds and buddettes" and he won't even know it!  Thanks,
Brien for helping what's-his-name spread his apparent usenet presence
into our group!

I'm going to enjoy the rest of this thread.

> http://home.earthlink.net/~wprusinski

Oh, Jesus, thanks for the ammo....

-W'h'eezer 

In article <[email protected]>,
   [email protected] (William  M. Prusinski) wrote:

>>For anyone still interested, Officer Bill vented his righteous
>>rage over a little cross posting; to all the same groups he was
>>protecting from this horror.

>Bri, I know that your feeble little mind can only accomplish so much,
>but how could ya forget that *you* were playing "Net Cop", replying to
>a message not posted for you?

>>I, always the helpful one, gently pointed this out to him,
>>provoking the above hormonal storm.

>Translation: I, being the nosy little dweeb that I am, decided to
>reply to a post that wasn't directed towards me.

Now Bill, stop sniveling long enough to look at the thingama"Bob"
you're using to read this. It says "Agent" does it not? Not
"Eudora" or "Pine" or whatever you use. It's a newsreader, as in
*Usenet* newsreader; public posting gets you public followups.

Of course, replying to the cross-post by [email protected] instead
of following up to it, would have prevented everyone from seeing
what 'net stud you really are.

O.K., lesson over; you can go back to being a self-important little
twit now.

--
0-
                                   -Brien-
                               {[email protected]}
                          #*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#
                             A Watched Rock Boils
                                   No Moss
                           *#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#* 

On Sun, 10 Aug 97 16:11:16 GMT, [email protected] (Brien Sullivan) wrote:

Prologue: This will be my last cross-post to earthlink.complaints. I
had previously replied to brien in this, and other EL NGs, because, as
those of you who know, or are at least familiar with me know, I
*never* let a little punk like brien get the last word. My apologies
to the group, especially Lisa, who vigilantly reads the group *for*
complaints to address. Now, on to our regular programming....

Isn't it funny how lil Bri-Bri has become so obsessed with me now?
I've noticed his only posts to the groups he claims to subscribe to
are directed at me! Aww, *poor* bri-bri! First he barges in on a post
not directed at him like an enraged child stomping his feet, (And of
course, later he ironically and hypocritically calls *me* the "net
cop") then is amazed, flabbergasted and pouty, like a spoiled child
who was just told "no".

See, bri-bri didn't get the response his inner-spoiled-child
wanted--which was me backing down. So without wit or originality,
(Shh! Don't tell'im, let him be king in his fantasy world!) he
continues to cross-post, adding irrelevant groups along the way in a
sad, cowardly display of running for help, like the mouthy brat who
gets in over his head and runs home to mommy.

>Now Bill, stop sniveling long enough to look at the thingama"Bob"
>you're using to read this.

*That's* your best attempt at clever? No wonder you went crying to ar
for help, *somebody*, _anybody_ could certainly come up with a better
flame than that. Jeezus, do a search for something at least
semi-intelligent and steal that; You know, like you plagiarized me in
your second response. At least make it a challenge, bri, I'm past the
stage of "bored with you", I need caffeine pills just to finish
reading your posts.

> It says "Agent" does it not? Not
>"Eudora" or "Pine" or whatever you use. It's a newsreader, as in
>*Usenet* newsreader; public posting gets you public followups.

So why do you keep whining, like a child who refuses to come in for
curfew, about my responses to your assinine drivel?

Also, *why* the comment ""Eudora" or "Pine" or whatever you use" when
earlier you correctly identify my newsreader as Agent? God, I can't
believe I've actually spent so much time replying to such an utterly
illogical, rambling fool.

>Of course, replying to the cross-post by [email protected] instead
>of following up to it, would have prevented everyone from seeing
>what 'net stud you really are.

Look at lil' bri-bri's non-logic, ladies and gentlemen: *Nobody* would
have seen my response if I hadn't added to the subject line?! So
bri-bri assumes
1) The thread was dead, although a quick look at the ng shows
otherwise.
2) All newsreaders are set to create a new thread when the subject
line is altered.

And once again, bri-bri, in an apparent attempt to deny whatever
mental aberration it is that causes him to ramble on endlessly in a
vain and desperate search for respect, displaces his uncontrollable
urge to play "net cop" on me. Hey bri, ya better talk to those interns
soon. God, what a great and challenging experience for them!

>O.K., lesson over; you can go back to being a self-important little
>twit now.

No bri, sadly, it's not over until you can control your huge and
unjustified ego. Until then, I'll keep replying to your imbecilic
attempts to qualify yourself as a rational human being.
....
[email protected]
http://home.earthlink.net/~wprusinski

I believe that everything should be questioned;
But, then again, I question that.

Email address ROT13 encrypted. 

On Mon, 11 Aug 1997 01:44:42 GMT, William  M. Prusinski <[email protected]> wrote:
>On Sun, 10 Aug 97 16:11:16 GMT, [email protected] (Brien Sullivan) wrote:

[Most of Bill's 86 line rant deleted]

This is what got Bill's pants in such an uproar:

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Subject:      Re: Hey! Wanna listen to our pathetic little thread? Sure ya do! Was: Re: Lets get serious
From:         [email protected] (Brien Sullivan)
Date:         1997/08/01
Message-Id:   <[email protected]>
Newsgroups:  alt.radio.talk.dr-laura,comp.dcom.isdn,earthlink.complaints,earthlink.compliments,earthlink.tech-support.mail

In article <[email protected]>,
   [email protected] (William  M. Prusinski) decided to
follow up to a post anywhere he pleased and spewed:
>On Thu, 31 Jul 1997 23:28:06 GMT, [email protected] (''') wrote:
><snip>
>>To whoever said this: a 17 year old is just as much a child as a 19
>>year old is an adult. Blah, blah, blah <snip>

>Do you ASSets to society really think that your little discussion is
>so incredibly important that it be seen by NGs that could not care
>less?

As much as you do in your self-righteous little snit to all
the same groups?

>Thank God for kill-files

Then use yours, or trim your own headers.
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[More, much more, rant snipped]

>God, I can't believe I've actually spent so much time replying to
>such an utterly illogical, rambling fool.

Neither can I, but it's interesting to speculate.
--
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                               {[email protected]}
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William M. Prusinski wrote:

>
> How very self-aware you've become! Of course, anybody who's read your
> pathetic attempts at wit already knows what a sorry example of
> humanity you are.

Oh, sweet Jesus...the sad thing is that most of your dead-on-the-money
HITS with humor are completely accidental.  Has your mom gotten you up
to look for a job yet?  It's lunchtime here, and there's a small crowd
gathered behind the monitor, just laughing at you.  I'm not joking,
Bill.  Do you mind if I call you Bill?  I have friend named William, but
he doesn't like to be called "Bill", he prefers "Bryan".  Different
one.  See, this is "Brien" and he's "Bryan".  With a "ya".  B-R-Y-A-N.
He's a good fella.  But we never call him Bill.  Sometimes "Willy B."
but never Bill.  You understand, Bill?  So you're Bill, Brien's Brien,
and Willy B. is Bryan.  Maybe this baby step into reality will help
clear up that problem you have with who's who, what's what, etc.

> But you shouldn't be so hard on yourself; Just
> realize that doctors are working very hard to help you.
>

(Nodding, wide-eyed, with patronizing grin affixed) Yes, Bill, they're
here to help *Brien*, not *Bill*.  Bill is just fine, isn't he?  Yes.
Bill is just fine...

> Hahaha! Lookit Lil' Bri-Bri sticking with his "parents" theme! Hate to
> disappoint ya Bri, but it doesn't take but a few seconds to respond to
> idiocy such as yours. I *do* have a theory on why you insist on being
> abused, though. You've come to the realization that you will never
> possess wit, and are trying to learn. Good for you!

FUCK ME.  My mouth is agapin' at that "20,000 Leagues In Denial".  What
are you, boy, some kind of Mason or something?  Ohohohohohoh...sorry.  A
mason is an old man in a funny hat, who drives a little car and doesn't
always know when to stop.  They go to meetings.  They have secret
rituals and initiations.  They host pancake days.  Some cling to a
belief that they are winning a flame war when with every single
keystroke, they make us laugh harder and harder.  Kind of like a monkey,
when you put the bananas on the other side of a plexiglass wall.  They
runrunrunrunrun to get the bananas, and BOUNCE!  they hit their head,
wait for about a minute, then go right back at the bananas.  Isn't that
funny, Bill?  Think of the funny monkey.  See him hit his head!  How
silly he looks!  Does that make you laugh, Bill?  The doctors will be
here for Brien, soon.  Here for Brien, not Bill.  Bill is OK, isn't he?
Yes, Bill is OK.
>
> Ya know, now that I think of it, I think I know *another* reason lil'
> Bri-Bri is sticking with the "parents" theme! Bri-Bri is *still*
> assuming I'm the same sort of pathetic can't-cut-the-apron-strings
> loser as he is. How sad.

29 years, and that's the best you can come up with.  Sad, sad, sad,
indeed.  All I have to go on is what you've written in your damn near
obsessive postings so far, and lemme tell you, it speaks volumes.
Waitwaitwait.  No, BAD BRIEN.  You leave Bill alone and wait for the
DOC<wink>TORS to get you!

> I think lil' Bri-Bri is being a bad boy just
> so mommy will find out and give him a spanking. Whatever floats your
> boat, dude. And I originally thought this was because lil' Bri-Bri was
> upset over his lack of wit! Live and learn!

Yeah, Brien!  You want your momma to give you a spankin!  Ahahahahaha.
Yeah.  Cause you're not funny, like Bill!  Hahahahaha.  Your momma's
gonna give you a whupin' cause you aren't as funny as Bill!  You want
your momma to whip you.  Ahahaha.  Bill lived and learned!
Ahahahahaha.  Bill's funnier than you so you're gonna get a spankin'.
Ahahahahaha.  Yeah.

Jesus, we're rolling in here.

> Again, how very self-aware you are to realize you're so far from
> interesting. Good for you! One day, you *might* actually be able to
> have an original thought!

"There is nothing new under the sun", Bill.  And I've yet to see an
original thought from you, pretty much cyclic garbage.  Not that it
isn't amusing!  We all have to have someone to point our fingers at and
say "THEM!" and to us THEM is you.  Thank you, Bill, my darling tiny
fish in a great big pond.

>
> Which of course would've been the only time if lil' Bri-Bri hadn't
> kept cross-posting replies in a pathetic attempt to make himself look
> good.

No he did it because it was FUNNY.  FUNNY. From the root word FUN.  FUN
FUN FUN.
 
> Bri, I know that your feeble little mind can only accomplish so much,
> but how could ya forget that *you* were playing "Net Cop", replying to
> a message not posted for you?

It was on Usenet, right?  In a DISCUSSION group, right?  Then it was
posted to EVERYONE, and I do mean EVERYONE.  If that's a problem, Bill,
maybe you should get a mailing list of your buds and buddettes and start
the Polak Avenger's Fan Club Mailing List.  And sign me up!

> You *are* pretty scary. Kinda like some of the characters in
> "Deliverance". Hey! *Now* I know why you and SRG get along so well!

You have this "thing" about the movie Deliverance, this is twice you've
mentioned it in a couple days, now.  What gives, Banjo Boy?  My little
Plankton of the Okeefenokee, you have yet another bizzare obsession, and
I'm not quite sure what it means.  I'm not quite sure I *want* to know
what it means.  But given the amount of sheer unconcious projection I've
seen so far, I think it may hit a little closer to home than we'd like
to admit, eh?  No wait, you're BILL, the OK one.

> Translation: I, being the nosy little dweeb that I am, decided to
> reply to a post that wasn't directed towards me.

I covered this already.

> Due to my mental
> deficiencies, my attempt at wit (Which, again due to my lack of
> ability to think for myself I had no choice but to plagiarize) failed
> miserably. I would now like to back-pedal at warp-speed and claim I
> did it in a "nice" way. Like mommy likes me to.

Projection, projection, projection....piss on the man's rorchact test
and he sees Abe Lincoln.

> Translation: It gets me hot when William flames me. It's almost as
> good as when mommy spanks me.

Bill, you're a sick man.  It's the only thing in your plus column.
>
> >Now Bill, five newsgroups hardly constitutes spam,
>
> Translation: I have no idea, as usual, what I'm talking about.

No Bill, you have no idea what you're talking about.  If you're offended
that Brien followed up to you, then open a shoebox and yell your reply
into it.  But otherwise, shut the fuck up.

> >but maybe a sixth will collapse your endocrin system completely.
>
> Translation: In case I didn't make my point clear, I don't know what
> spamming is.

Again:
No Bill, you have no idea what you're talking about.  If you're offended
that Brien followed up to you, then open a shoebox and yell your reply
into it.  But otherwise, shut the fuck up.

>
> > I've added one my favorites, where
> >cross posting is downright sacramental.
>
> Translation: In case it wasn't clear before, I would like to take
> another opportunity to show that I'm a hypocrite.

Nope.  He took the opporunity to demonstrate his, and everybody else's,
God Given Right to post any and all follow-ups to anything to
alt.conspiracy.retards.  Thanks, Brien!

>
> Oh, Bri-Bri, ya *never* learn, do ya?

If you'd quit hitting your head in that pine tree, you'd find that
fuckin' forest!  See the monkey!  What a silly monkey he is!

Bugger off.

-W'h'eezer 

On Sun, 10 Aug 1997 09:30:20 GMT, William  M. Prusinski <[email protected]> wrote:

[Snipped forty lines of Bill wondering why I'm obsessed with *him*]

>As I said before, I have absolutely no problem addressing your
>pathetic little attempts at flames, made easier, of course, by your
>predictability and repetition.

I suspect that if I scanned in a page from an encyclopedia, you'd
respond to each and every line.

>I keep expecting better, Bri-Bri, now I know how Ann feels.

How do you know I'm not Ann?
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This crossposting is retarded!

In article <[email protected]>,
Brien Sullivan <[email protected]> wrote:
>On Fri, 08 Aug 1997 06:30:14 GMT, William  M. Prusinski <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>Welcome to another installment of "Net Questions"! Today, we're asking
>>people "what is the most witless, idiotic, lamest, comeback to a flame
>>you can think of?" Here's [email protected] (Brien Sullivan) to give
>>us his answer:
>>
>>>Wow! Parents wouldn't let you have the car again?
>>
>>We have a winner! Brien, you are now entitled to receive a FREE PASS
>>to the seminar "How To Reach Beyond Your Mental Handicap!" You _also_
>>are eligible to receive a FREE brain transplant from a life-form
>>higher on the evolutionary scale than yourself--such as the bacteria
>>that can be found in the feces of dogs! That's right! You _may_ be
>>eligible to have the fecal matter of the neighborhood dog that you
>>have anal sex with removed from your penis and injected into your
>>skull! CONGRATULATIONS BRIEN!!
>
>I'm so sorry Bill. They must have grounded you as well. How else
>would you have so much time to think up all this adolescent scatology.
>
>For anyone still interested, Officer Bill vented his righteous rage over a
>little cross posting; to all the same groups he was protecting from this horror.
>I, always the helpful one, gently pointed this out to him, provoking the
>above hormonal storm.
>
>Now Bill, five newsgroups hardly constitutes spam, but maybe a sixth will
>collapse your endocrin system completely. I've added one my favorites, where
>cross posting is downright sacramental.
>
>Have a good Fall Term.
>--
>0-
>Brien
 

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In article <[email protected]>,
   [email protected] (Dr. Jim Stevenson) wrote:

>This crossposting is retarded!

OOOhhh, this so good.

Retards, meet Dr. Jim, proud owner of a twelve
line emetic sig file, who was told by Ayn Rand in a
dream to *always* put his "me too's" at the beginning
of an unedited 120 line post and then to flame
anyone who puts theirs at the end or in the middle
(he has trouble finding them there).

Dr. Jim, welcome to our merry little group. See
the little bus out front? Climb aboard for a ride
to glory.
--
Dr. Seester: You were looking for a high concept 'tard?
He's heeere. 

Brien Sullivan wrote:
>
> In article <[email protected]>,
>    [email protected] (Dr. Jim Stevenson) wrote:
>
> >This crossposting is retarded!
>
> OOOhhh, this so good.
>
> Retards, meet Dr. Jim, proud owner of a twelve
> line emetic sig file, who was told by Ayn Rand in a
> dream to *always* put his "me too's" at the beginning
> of an unedited 120 line post and then to flame
> anyone who puts theirs at the end or in the middle
> (he has trouble finding them there).
>
> Dr. Jim, welcome to our merry little group. See
> the little bus out front? Climb aboard for a ride
> to glory.
> --
> Dr. Seester: You were looking for a high concept 'tard?
> He's heeere.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Jim.
 

Jim, wanna hop on that there bus?  Well....
 
 
 
 
 
 

....ME TOO!
-W'h'eezer
http://www.polaris.net/~absinth 

LOLOL! You gotta be kidding me! "W'h'eezer" is the "grand" one you've
been waiting for? Some wanna-be flamer relying totally on well-worn
cliche's? Oh, the disappointment.... Methinks SRG underestimates her
place in the retard food chain.

As the subject line indicates, I'm unsubcribing from this
cliche'-ridden group. If "W'h'eezer",or any of you lamers wants to
continue this through email, feel free to do so and post my replies to
the group. This way, "W'h'eezer" can save face by editing them to make
himself look good when I kick his unimaginative cliche'-ridden ass.
And bri-bri, who's basically the Mike Tyson of flames, in effect
disqualifying himself through non-replies when he realizes he's
over-matched, can do likewise. SRG, I really *do* hope you do, at
least your writing keeps me awake.
....
[email protected]
http://home.earthlink.net/~wprusinski

I believe that everything should be questioned;
But, then again, I question that.

Email address ROT13 encrypted. 

On Tue, 12 Aug 1997 04:27:07 GMT, [email protected] (William
M. Prusinski) wrote:

>As the subject line indicates, I'm unsubcribing from this
>cliche'-ridden group. If "W'h'eezer",or any of you lamers wants to
>continue this through email, feel free to do so and post my replies to
>the group. This way, "W'h'eezer" can save face by editing them to make
>himself look good when I kick his unimaginative cliche'-ridden ass.

I think he made himself look real good with your line of "continue
this through email".
'Tards don't do flamin' email.  We save our personal missives for our
Proust discussion group , Dead Sea Scroll Round Table,  and The Gene
Scott mailing list.

and "unimaginative cliche'-ridden ass"?  Wheezer  doesn't even have
the *capacity* for cliche...that would mean some type of remembering
and he's got all he can handle with the right bus route and which hand
to eat with when he's in Saudia Arabia. That boy is a burning stream
of consciousness!  He's raging frontal lobe taking straight from the
ethers of sanity and madness from past and present, calling 'em as he
sees them ......and Bill-Bill, he saw you.  Speaking the truth of
Pure, Unadulterated, RETARD.
Off the mark again, Bill.  Cliche is obsolete in our Tabula Rasahaha
world.

>And bri-bri, who's basically the Mike Tyson of flames, in effect
>disqualifying himself through non-replies when he realizes he's
>over-matched, can do likewise.

Yes, Our Minister of Whatever is Needed is crying his eyes out over
the stunning blow of "taking this to email".
Oh wait.....I hear laughing.  Nevermind, Bill.

>SRG, I really *do* hope you do, at
>least your writing keeps me awake.
>....

Because the very *hint* of female paying attention to you, even in
hate-filled mock is more than you've had....ever?

no thanks.  insult me adequately, cleverly....deeply wound me, Bill,
and then you got  a game.  Right now, we raise the 'tard flag over you
and see who gets to blow belly farts on you.

Hail Tards!  Hail Victory! Hail .....what was it?

Seester Rosa Gabriel
http://www.geocities.com/Baja/Dunes/3531

In article <[email protected]>,
   [email protected] (William  M. Prusinski) wrote:

>SRG, I really *do* hope you do, at
>least your writing keeps me awake.

You seductress you. Yet another conquest.
You're some kind of hyper-Circe, turning
ordinary swine into raging boars.

Maybe Mr. & Mrs. Terry Daigle will adopt
him after they tie the knot.

--
0-

                               -Brien-
                        {[email protected]} 

Apparently you lamers are incapable of learning why it's "not nice" to
cross-post and waste others time by mere words. So perhaps a
demonstration will help.....
....
[email protected]
http://home.earthlink.net/~wprusinski

I believe that everything should be questioned;
But, then again, I question that.

Email address ROT13 encrypted.  

Man, I must've pressed a button with this li'l feller...

Hooweeeee!  I'm DYING laughing!

Something must've hit home pretty hard.

Good Morning, Retards!
-W'h'eezer 

In article <[email protected]>,
   W'h'eezer Wilco <[email protected]> wrote:
>Man, I must've pressed a button with this li'l feller...

>Hooweeeee!  I'm DYING laughing!

>Something must've hit home pretty hard.

>Good Morning, Retards!
>-W'h'eezer

I can see him now, one word header at a time,
all day and all night.

Sheer genius!
--
Brien 

Brien Sullivan wrote:
>
> I can see him now, one word header at a time,
> all day and all night.
>
> Sheer genius!
> --
> Brien

We have truly been blessed with this mass communication with such a
flowering intellec-shal.

As King David wrote in The Lost Psalm:

"So shall the drool and mucus run like mighty rivers,
 And I shall bless thee, Oh Lord,
 Selah.
 And your goodness and mercy... blah blah blah...
 Blessed is he who's feet are shod in "special" shoes,
 For his is nards of the self-righteous asshole,
 Who's withered genitals will fall like over-ripe figs,
 And will entertain us all with his brilliance,
 Selah."

I think most of the psalms were actually telegrams, and "Selah" meant
"STOP"?  Anybody know for sure?

-W'h'eezer 

On Tue, 12 Aug 1997 12:12:22 -0400, W'h'eezer Wilco
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Brien Sullivan wrote:
>>
>> I can see him now, one word header at a time,
>> all day and all night.
>>
>> Sheer genius!
>> --
>> Brien
>
>We have truly been blessed with this mass communication with such a
>flowering intellec-shal.
>
>As King David wrote in The Lost Psalm:
>
>"So shall the drool and mucus run like mighty rivers,
> And I shall bless thee, Oh Lord,
> Selah.
> And your goodness and mercy... blah blah blah...
> Blessed is he who's feet are shod in "special" shoes,
> For his is nards of the self-righteous asshole,
> Who's withered genitals will fall like over-ripe figs,
> And will entertain us all with his brilliance,
> Selah."
>
>I think most of the psalms were actually telegrams, and "Selah" meant
>"STOP"?  Anybody know for sure?
>
>-W'h'eezer

I thought you were the antichrist?  shouldnt you know?  what gives?
have we an imposter here?

- Dave Hillstrom   mhm15x4
"Quotes can't be forced.  They just come to you, like diarrhea."
                                        -Dave Hillstrom  mhm15x4
http://www.erols.com/daveah (under construction) 

Dave Hillstrom wrote:

> >I think most of the psalms were actually telegrams, and "Selah" meant
> >"STOP"?  Anybody know for sure?
> >
> >-W'h'eezer
>
> I thought you were the antichrist?  shouldnt you know?  what gives?
> have we an imposter here?

That's the problem with comuniques from God.  He hasn't updated his
telegram system (why the hell does he even USE telegrams still, anyway)
since pre-King James, hence the "Selah" where periods are supposed to
be.  And as for me being the Anti-Christ, same problem.  Just like Buck
said, I'm actually the "Auntie"-Christ, but the first message I got was
misprinted.  I was so hot to jump on the Lord's Divine Plan that I
didn't wait for official papers.  As opposed to big
Kings-of-the-East-Wranglin' Anti-Christ, I'm really the Auntie-Christ,
which doesn't *sound* as exciting, but you know what they say, a Christ
is a Christ.

Stigmata, sweaters that don't fit, parables, and wet sloppy kisses for
everyone!

> - Dave Hillstrom   mhm15x4
> "Quotes can't be forced.  They just come to you, like diarrhea."
>                                         -Dave Hillstrom  mhm15x4
> http://www.erols.com/daveah (under construction)

Bruise my head and I'll crush your heel!
-W'h'eezer (The Auntie-Christ)

Can I get you kids some snacks? 

On Tue, 12 Aug 97 15:29:08 GMT, [email protected] (Brien Sullivan) wrote:

>In article <[email protected]>,
>   W'h'eezer Wilco <[email protected]> wrote:
>>Man, I must've pressed a button with this li'l feller...
>
>>Hooweeeee!  I'm DYING laughing!
>
>>Something must've hit home pretty hard.
>
>>Good Morning, Retards!
>>-W'h'eezer
>
>I can see him now, one word header at a time,
>all day and all night.
>
>Sheer genius!
>--
>Brien

Oh, it's impressive allright.  And think about the time ratio of one
of his posts...err, hundred or more...to one of ours.
Him:HOURS  Us:our fingers move til they get tired;about two minutes
tops.  If we backspace. rare.

Let's keep the wagons circled around this guy, it might turn out he's
really a higher level "concept" tard and we should be making him
crowns out of coconuts and giving him the biggest fish.

Rage On, Bill!

Seester