Kender Proverbs created by Kipper Snifferdoo



1."Anywhere a rat can go, two kender will be." - human proverb
2."May your hoopak swing true" - kender saying
3."The only useful pouch is a full one." - kender saying
4."New roads demand a hoopak." - kender saying immediately followed by:
5."No road is ever old." - kender saying
6."Oops!" - kender saying
7."I'm just along for the fun." - kender saying
8."Why insult a door's purpose by locking it?" - kender saying
9."Kenders are small because their meant to do small things, and It's the small things that make a difference." - kender saying
10."Anything easy is more trouble than it's worth." - kender saying
11."May your roads lead you to ever greater adventures!" - kender saying
12."May the path you travel always be a new one, (with a map of course)" -kender saying
13."A kender family heirloom is anything that stays in the household for more than a week." - kender fact 14."The gods look after fools, children, and drunks, and kender count for two out of those three." - dwarven saying

15."If the milk is spilt, the cat will lick it." - Tasslehoff Burrfoot
16."Don't change the color to match the walls. Look like you belong and the walls will change color to match you." - Tasslehoff Burrfoot
17."Empty pockets hold more." - Tasslehoff Burrfoot
18."Sometimes you have to put the cat out of the house lock the door, put the key under the mat then head down the road." - Tasslehoff Burrfoot
19."Some ones lost item is anothers good fortune." - Tasslehoff Burrfoot
20."The only good kender is a dead one." - pick a race any race.


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