Here are some science fiction related ways to kill B'harnii dinosaur.
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Star Trek (original series)
Barney the redshirt: Let B'harnii beam down with an away team as a random
un-named junior officer (one of the ones that always get killed).
Star Trek: The Next Generation
1. Give him a part as love interest of the week for one of the main characters
(they always get killed or at least sent somewhere really far away).
2. Put him into one of Worf's holodeck fighting programmes, with the safeties
turned off.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
1. Beam him to a homicidal Bajoran's quarters with a sign saying "I'm a Cardassian,
please kill me" stuck on his forhead.
2. Tell Quark that bits of B'harnii would sell like hotcakes (very small and
very dead bits that is :))(by David).
Star Trek:Voyager
1. Tell the Vidiians that experimenting on B'harnii might help them find a
cure for the phage.
2. Force feed him Neelix's cooking until he explodes.
3. Tell Neelix that B'harnii has a really kinky holodeck fantasy involving Kes.
Space:Above and Beyond
1. Tell Vansen that Barney is an AI.
2. Put him in a Chig suit and dump him near pissed off humans with big guns.
3. Put him in a Chig suit...then open the Chig suit.
The X Files
1. Alien autopsy (the fact that he wouldn't be dead (yet) and not really an
alien shouldn't be too much of a problem ;).
2. Tell Cigarette Smoking Man that B'harnii is one of Mulder's relatives right
before the end of season cliffhanger.
Babylon 5
1. Shadow slicer beam ('nuff said :)).
2. Convince captain Sheridan that B'harnii is the cutest thing ever (Captain Sheridan
likes introducing cute things to vacuum).
3. Tell mr Morden that B'harnii said the Shadows smell of Vorlon.
4. BOOM!
5. Drop him down a bloody big hole and send a couple of big bombs in
after him.
6. Tell him that Ivanova likes to be called cute (remeber the fight the
last time someone called her cute :).
7. Feed him poisoned Spoo.
8. Send him to play with the Drazi when they are having a green v's purple fight
Green Drazi:GREEN!!!
Purple Drazi:PURPLE!!!
*RRRRRIIP*
Independence day
Strap B'harnii to the top of the Statue of Liberty or the Whitehouse or
anything else that got totally trashed (do it before the aliens attack -
Duh!).
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