I hate the purple dinosaur because he takes innocent children like my sister and mindsucks them and turns them into his sponge wyrms, he also acts like everything is perfect in a horrible world, and he is annoying.

I wish to serve the cause because I want revenge for what he did to my sister. Also he replaced every childhood game that I had and replaced it. Finally, because he will most likely turn my kids into spongies and I'm not going to let that happen!

I want to join the Jihad because I like working with people like myself. Also because I hate Blarney. Finally, because I want to be apart of the group that sends B*rn*y to HELL!