MerkMan or sometimes known as Syxx sat in his bedroom, listening to Marylin Manso and playing Mortal Kombat Trilogy. He struggled to sing and berate his opponents at the same time. "Beautiful peop- Take that Cyrax!-Beautiful people, the-'Ya wanna piece 'o me? I SAID YOU WANNA PIECE OF- Beautiful people, the beautiful oops!" The annoying buzzing of his Jihad Linker [tm] startled him and Cyrax dealt him a gory fatality. "Grr..." he thought, moving quickly and shutting off his Nintendo 64 and Compact Disc in one move. "Yeah whaddya-oops! Hey Mel! S'up?" "We have a serious situation here, report to the TRES head quarters right away." She responded, looking grim, "Otay" MerkMan replied "See ya then!" He switched off his Jihad Linker [tm] and headed downstairs. "Hmmm.... What do I *really* need? Compact Discs, essential. Plasma cannon, fundamental. Barney, just plain mental. Hey! Where's my food? If that darn cat..." He rounded the corner just to see his cat finishing off a Big Mac and licking the salt off the fries. "Grr..." he muttered, "I guess I better make a pit stop. You're not getting any catnip for a week." He flexed his muscles and launched himslef into orbit with his stuff heading for the nearest McDonalds.

A little while later, a huge blue-red figure landed on the drive thru of a McDonalds, activating the speaker. "Hello sir, and welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?" "Sure, I'll take umm... 10 Arch Deluxes, 3 Big Macs, 12 rders of fries, and 14 Strawberry Shakes. It's a long flight." Ehh... Yeah, umm, please pull up to the second window." MerkMan calmly glided up to the window and patiently waited as half the workers fainted dead away. (What would you say when a guy with half red and half blue skin who could fly run up to you and say "Ehh, could I have my order.") The rest scurried as fast as they could to get his food to him and then watched in awe as effortlessly he both hefted the load and soared into the sky. As the Rublie Shadow Raven soared away from McDonalds he thought "Why did they call me here anyway?"

A few minutes and many mouthfuls later, he landed at the TRES Corps headquarters. He walked up to a security guard who took his ID and he floated through the halls to the briefing room. As he sat down he heard a voice [Oh great. A big meeting. Do you realize that we're gonna have to through lots of boring stuff before we get to kick spongie butt] [Oh shut up Jaq.] MerkMan responded [I wish you could be serious for once in your life Nazr] [Fine, fine.] [Just one prank?] [No.] It's for a good cause.] Jaquilane if you don't shut up all kick your ass to hell. Do you get the fucking point? [Jaq, you retard. You made me talk out loud.] [hehehe] Then everyone filed in and sat down as Grand Admiral Marburger said...