� � � � If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

� � � � Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?

� � � � If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

� � � � What's another word for synonym?

� � � � Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

� � � � Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

� � � � If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

� � � � Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

� � � � Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

� � � � Is it possible to be totally partial?

� � � � Why is bra singular and panties plural?

� � � � How can there be self-help groups?

� � � � What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

� � � � When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

� � � � When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

� � � � If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

� � � � Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

� � � � Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?

� � � � Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

� � � � If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

� � � � Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?� Are they afraid someone would clean them?

� � � � Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

� � � � If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?

� � � � Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?

� � � � Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

� � � � Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

� � � � Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?

� � � � What is another word for "thesaurus"?

� � � � Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?

� � � � Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?

� � � � If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

� � � � If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

� � � � Why do they put the Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

� � � � If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

� � � � Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

� � � � Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment,
� � � � � � � but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

� � � � Why does one get in trouble for WRECKless driving?

� � � � What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

� � � � Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

� � � � Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

� � � � Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

� � � � Does a fish get cramps after eating?

� � � � How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?

� � � � Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

� � � � Why isn't phonetics spelled the way it sounds?

� � � � Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

� � � � If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell her she has the right to remain silent?

� � � � Why do you need a drivers licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

� � � � Why are there floatation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

� � � � Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

� � � � Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

� � � � Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

[ main ] � [ profiles ] � [ pixie pix ] � [ the jest ] � [ linx ]

� 4-2 Online