Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today
because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work:
12% on Mondays,
23% on Tuesdays,
40% on Wednesdays,
20% on Thursdays and
5% on Fridays

And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that
people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to
extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
Amen.

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