On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

On hairdryer instructions: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap, it says, Directions: Use like regular soap.

I have a frozen dinner at home that says: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box: fits one head.

On Tesco's Tirimisu desert: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

On Boots children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On Nytol (a sleep aid): Warning: may cause drowsiness.

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.

On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Open packet, eat nuts.

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.