It's only unethical if you get caught.

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

If you think we're a bad firm, you should see our rivals!

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings - they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

We put the "k" in "kwality".

If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right thing.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.

If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos... you probably don't understand the situation.

Your job is still better than asking, "You want fries with that?"

Plagiarism saves time.

If at first you don't succeed - try management.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

Never quit until you have another job.