Blonde Passenger


A stewardess encountered a blonde sitting in the first class section with a business class ticket. She told her she would not be able to sit in that section and the blonde refused to move. She said, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York and you can't make me move."

The stewardess went to the head steward who went to the lady and again asked her to move because she was sitting in the first class section and didn't belong there. Again the lady said, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York and you can't make me move."

Finally, in exasperation they went to the pilot and explained the situation. He replied, "Oh, I can take care of that. My wife is a blonde." He went back and whispered to the lady and she immediately got up and walked back to the business section. The others were curious as to why she responded so fast to him and asked for an explanation.

The pilot said, "Oh, it was simple. I just told her that the first class section wasn't going to New York."



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