Balance your drive?


A friend of mine works at a large insurance company as a Systems Administrator. He informed his boss that the boss's hard disk needed to be "balanced."

My friend gave his boss a program which writes weight files on carefully computed spots on the disk, so that the balanced disk will run smoother. The boss distributed the program among the employees and ordered them to regularly have their hard disks balanced.



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