| One day while a husband & wife were doing yard work together, the husband told her that her rear end was as wide as the grill. The wife said nothing. A little later the husband got a measuring tape and measured the grill than measured his wife's rear end. He told his wife "it really is as wide as the grill". Still the wife said nothing. Later that night in bed, he began feeling frisky. The wife now spoke - "if you think I'm going to fire up the grill for one little weiner, you're badly mistaken!" |