LORD KITCHENER SAYS: "Kids! I'm afraid I have bad news. Spoof political party and prominent political satire e-zine, The Happening Happy Hippy Party, closed in 2002! Additionally, I am also dead."

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Keep checking back though, as extensive investigations reveal that most British political satire sites are completely rubbish, so the possibility remains that the Happening Happy Hippy Party may yet return.